A journal of the most unlikely

The Kansas City businessman, who said he was giving away $100,000 this holiday season, says he wanted to inspire others to perform ‘random acts of kindness.’

'Santa' hands out money to storm victims

This goes to show there are truly some good people in the world.

When the hell hound meets the brat.  She’s no match for him.

When the hell hound meets the brat. She’s no match for him.

Remember that time you perfumed your turtle?

Yeah, I remember that.  It was about five minutes ago, actually.  I misted his tank with water to see what he would do.  It was only after I started smelling Moonlight Path that I remembered my reptile mister was now my makeshift perfume bottle.  The original one cracked last week.

Upon looking into this odd scenario, I discovered other people have purposely sprayed their turtes and their tanks with perfume to make them smell better.  It is not advised.

SO!  Aside from accidentally perfuming my baby turtle, I decided to make a Tumblr.  Will I post on here?  Probably not.  But if I do you may stalk me, Satsuki, as I know you will.

Expect random posts on reptile care, cute pictures of small dogs, and rambling paranormal rants.  It’s sure to be entertaining.  Maybe.